Weekly News Roundup & Hurricane

One Drink: It’s Infrastructure Week! (Again)

For the third time in the single year Trump has been in office, it’s infrastructure week! What that actually means at this point is anyone’s guess, because, like the two previous infrastructure weeks, the administration’s talking points reeled off course amid a multitude of self-inflicted crises.

Among the top:

  • The ongoing crisis over John Kelly’s handling of the Rob Porter scandal (the wife-beater) after the FBI contradicted the White House’s story in congressional testimony
  • Trump’s lawyer confirming he did pay Stormy Daniels hush money in an attempt to stop a lawsuit claiming the distribution was a violation of campaign finance law
  • A refusal to confirm the immigration status of Melania’s parents
  • The Vice President (and then the president’s son) lashing out at an Olympian because he was exercising his right to criticize our VP’s history of virulent homophobia
  • News of Jared and Ivanka’s multi-million dollar lines of credit being expanded.

And that’s not even counting the ongoing mess in congress over immigration and another school shooting (the 18th this year).

I guess the answer to how we’re going to improve our infrastructure in this country is the same as how we’re going to deal with gun deaths. Thoughts and prayers, everyone.

Two Drink: Travel Policy

I don’t know about you, but my company has a relatively straightforward travel policy as it relates to guests accompanying employees on business trips. They can stay in your hotel room, but the company won’t pay for any aspect of their travel.

Apparently that was too complicated for Veterans Affairs chief David Shulkin, who’s office doctored emails and made false statements to get his department to cover his wife’s travel on a ten day trip to Europe. He also had a department staffer act as a personal travel concierge. After getting caught pilfering the public purse, he plans to reimburse the government for his wife’s travel, but he seems to think he still has the credibility to remain in office. Drain the swamp.

Scott Pruitt, the head of the EPA, is also in trouble after it came out he claimed that sitting in coach is “politically toxic,” and that flying in first was “safer.” It’s not. He also claimed he had a “blanket waiver” to fly first on government travel. No such waver exists. This on top of the fact that the man already travels with armed guards, which no other EPA chief has done.

Shulkin is one of five (yes, five) current and former Trump officials under investigation for their travel policies.

For the record, I also hate flying in coach, but then again I’m not charging hundreds of thousands of dollars of personal travel to the American taxpayer.

Red Drink: NRA Money

In the wake of yet another school shooting, I want to use this opportunity to call everyone’s attention to a masterful piece of reporting pulled off by the NY Daily News on Twitter (where else). It replies to their thoughts and prayers in the wake of the disaster, highlighting how much money GOP senators have taken from the NRA.

In his response to the shooting, and after rescinding Obama-era restrictions on people with histories of mental illness buying guns, Trump is now saying we need to get tougher on people with histories mental illnesses buying guns.

As it emerges this shooter had a history of problematic behavior and may have had ties to white supremacist groups, it’s important to call out that mental illness is not the problem here. A history of violence and ties to extremist groups are.

Blue Drink: Bridge to Nowhere

This is two weeks old now, but I think it’s still relevant to bring up. During the last government shutdown (partial, second this year), Nancy Pelosi spent 8 hours on the floor of the house, breaking a record for the longest speech since 190-something, essentially filibustering the budget bill for not addressing immigration & the dreamers (the house doesn’t have filibusters, that’s a Senate thing).

What was the point of all of this? It was a great way to show she has a lot of stamina. I certainly couldn’t have stood for that long in four inch heels. But after flip-flopping on whether she was going to whip her democratic caucus against the bill and ultimately allowing its’ passage by non-action, I don’t really understand what the purpose of this stunt was, other than to emphasize there looks to be as little Democratic unity of message right now as there is Republican.

So we’re now heading into a mid-term election cycle in which neither party seems to stand for anything other than the underlying cultural makeup of its’ voting block over any real platform or set of governing beliefs. That’s comforting.

Silver Linings: The Olympics

If you haven’t been watching the olympics as religiously as I have been, get with the program. It’s on every NBC network. It’s zero-sum, and it’s all about beating Norway. What could be better?

Drink of the Week: Hurricane

Mardi Gras was this week, and I don’t know about you, but this week has felt like a hurricane, and I’m still drinking mine. Highly recommend.

You’ll need:

  • 2 oz dark rum
  • 2 oz light rum
  • 2 oz passion fruit juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1 tbsp simple syrup
  • 1 tbsp grenadine
  • Juice of half a lime

Pour all ingredients into a shaker, shake vigorously until your hands feel as cold as the spectators look on the half pipe in Pyong Chang. Strain into a hurricane glass. Top with a little drink umbrella, an orange wheel, a cherry,  and what’s left of your personal dignity. It won’t be much.

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup & Port Toddy

We’ve made it through the first year, and it’s offered some perspective

  1. The world hasn’t ended
  2. The job hasn’t changed the man (surprise)
  3. Trump and his agenda are not popular to the majority
  4. This year is going to be a roller coaster, between the Russia investigation, the shifting values of the Republican Party, and impending midterm elections, we might be on the verge of some major political upheaval. Buckle up.

One Drink: Manafort Grasping at Straws

Paul Manafort’s legal defense team took an interesting step this week of suing the Justice Department to try to have a court restrict Mueller’s Russia probe by arguing that indicting Manafort for money laundering was outside the purview of the investigation.

While this aligns with the Freedom Caucus’s increasing clamor that the Russia investigation needs to be reigned in, it could really blow up in their faces if the Supreme Court confirms that Mueller is legally entitled to be looking into money laundering, and would make any action by Trump to interfere with the probe even more clearly obstruction of justice.

But can you really blame Manafort? If I were in as much deep shit as that man, I’m sure I’d be grasping at straws, too.

Two Drink: The Book

An excerpt of a book called “Fire and Fury, Inside the Trump White House,” originally to be published next Tuesday by Michael Wolff was run in New York Magazine on Wednesday, and if the Trump administration’s reaction to the excerpt is any indication, it’s a must-read.

CNBC published a brief summary of ten key takeaways, but the long story short is that the Trump campaign was planning to lose, totally unprepared to govern, and details how Trump acts like a child. Why is this news, you might ask? Because this book features interviews with high level advisors and former administration officials.

The reactions so far? Bannon and Trump have had a spectacular falling out, with Trump posting a statement saying Bannon has “lost his mind,” trivializing his part on the campaign (he wasn’t trivial, neither was Paul Manafort), and sending a cease and desist letter to Bannon demanding silence and threatening a lawsuit. If it sounds like these are contradictory reactions, it’s because they are.

The administration is now suing the publisher, demanding they halt publication and issue a public apology. But then, we already knew they didn’t understand the first amendment (but it’s detailed again for you in the book). It’s backfired, the book is now going on sale early.

Red Drink: Cutting Off Your Nose to Spite Your Face

Trump finally dissolved his voter fraud commission this week. The widely-panned witch hunt was compelled by a court to include its Democratic members in discussions, and share paperwork with them and invite them to meetings. Instead of comply, the administration decided to give up. The commission found no evidence of voter fraud.

Trump’s statement blamed states for not sharing data with the commission that it needed to investigate Trump’s spurious claims of millions of illegal votes. This wasn’t some resistance success, most states are legally barred from sharing the information the commission asked for.

The good news, Trump finally seems to care about wasting taxpayer money! His statement said “Rather than engage in endless legal battles at taxpayer expense, today I signed an executive order to dissolve the commission.” If only he cared about how much he wastes on travel.

Blue Drink: Crackdown on (Still Ill-)Legal Pot

Jeff sessions announced Thursday that the Justice Department would reverse Obama-era rules instructing the Feds to not interfere with marijuana-friendly laws in states that had decriminalized or legalized the drug.

As a quick reminder, even though prosecutors were instructed to look the other way on pot distribution, it has been and remains a federal crime to grow, possess, distribute, and use marijuana, and that federal law supersedes state law.

While the booming marijuana industry in states that have legalized the drug demonstrate the best of American ingenuity, small business proprietorship, and capitalism, these business owners understood going in that what they were doing was illegal at the federal level— indeed, they still can’t open bank accounts, although that may be changing.

History is on the side of legal marijuana, but if this move by the DoJ upsets or surprises you, you should pay better attention. Given states were bucking the federal government, a crackdown was all but inevitable. Change can begin at the grassroots, but it has to be canonized into law, and we’re not there yet with pot. Just don’t complain that this is all Sessions’ fault, because, at least here, it’s not.

Silver Lining: Side-Eye for Pence

We’re no great fans of Mike Pence and his homophobic vitriol. So the memes of the sone of Doug Jones, newly sworn in Democratic Senator from Alabama, who is gay, giving Pence the side-eye during his father’s swearing in ceremony.

Cocktail: Port Toddy

Swearing in Doug Jones, the Senate has listed slightly leftward this week, and a Port-based cocktail seems appropriate. For those of you on the east coast, I’m sure you’ll appreciate the warmth.

In a mug, stir three ounces ruby port, one teaspoon brown sugar, one teaspoon lemon juice, and one teaspoon orange juice with a cinnamon stick, and fill with hot, but not boiling water. Recipe from the NYTimes.

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup & Mulled Wine

We’re back after a hiatus because damn this week was a doozie. Here are four things, among many, that had us grabbing for the bottle.

One Drink: Trump Puts His Foot In His Mouth on CNN

The Trump administration DOJ this week said they would seek to halt the mega-merger of Time Warner cable and AT&T. The sticking point? CNN.

The only reason the DOJ wants to block this deal is because Trump is trying to lash out at CNN. Unfortunately for him, his lack of message control is likely to be a problem— just as Bowe Bergdahl got a light sentence after arguing the president had prejudiced his case, litigators for the two companies are likely to argue that the Trump administration can’t fairly block the deal due to Trump’s frequent negative comments about CNN’s coverage of him.

Some background: antitrust regulators (when they are actually doing their jobs) generally scrutinize horizontal mergers, i.e. mergers of direct competitors (think Rite Aid and Walgreens), but don’t usually block vertical integrations, i.e. a company buying further down or further up the supply chain (think CVS and Aetna).

Two Drink: Dismantling Higher Education

The more analysis gets done, the worse the tax plan the GOP is trying to shove through congress before the end of the year looks. The most recent revelation: the plan stands to cripple graduate education (analysis from Forbes).

Quick reminder on how many PhD programs work: candidates get tuition wavers from universities, ranging anywhere from around $12k to over $50k. They then fund their program through stipends for teaching or research work, generally around $20k-$30k per year. They pay tax in line with someone in that income range, because the tuition waivers are deductible and not considered taxable income.

The GOP tax plan repeals that exemption, meaning a PhD candidate attending a top private school would be making between $20k-$30k per year, but get taxed as if they were earning $70k-$80k per year, a tax burden few students would be able to bear.

Our higher education system is one of this country’s biggest strengths. Attacking it is short sighted in the extreme.

Red Drink: Removing the Tumor

GOP Leadership is finally condemning Roy Moore this week, the Alabamian senate candidate running to fill Jeff Session’s seat. You remember, the man who has been removed from the Alabama Supreme Court for judicial ethics violations not once, but twice. The first time for refusing to remove the ten commandments from the state court house (you know, separation of church and state), and the second for refusing to honor the Federal Supreme Court’s decision on same sex marriage (federal law does trump state law in the constitution).

What it took? Allegations of statutory rape.

Apparently this is where Republicans draw the line against unacceptable behavior these days. Not supporting white supremacy. Not abetting the NRA to perpetuate a culture of mass murder. Not sexual violence against an adult. Not distinguishing between legitimate and illegitimate rape. Not assaulting a reporter. Not rank transphobia or homophobia. Statutory rape. Not making a judgement call, just an observation.

Roy Moore says he is not stepping down. He has no shame, but we already knew that.

Blue Drink: Slamming The Self Destruct Button

What a week for Democrats. On the verge of two major symbolic elections, the Democratic theme dominating the news cycle last week running up to Tuesday’s elections was not the gubernatorial races in New Jersey and Virginia, but Donna Brazile’s new book.

Her book, which came out on Election Day, is the second eye-roller of a memoir, after Hillary Clinton’s book re-opened the wounds of the 2016 election. Brazile called the primaries rigged, said she considered replacing Clinton on the ticket with Joe Biden after her fainting incident in 2016, called joint fundraising agreements a cancer on the party, and singled out Obama, Clinton, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz (former DNC chair) as “titanic egos.”

Pot, kettle, black. Ms. Brazile didn’t exactly come out of the last election cycle squeaky clean herself, either. Slate published a great review of the book, lambasting it. Dorothy Parker’s quote “This is not a book that should be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force” comes to mind.

As Republican leadership is actively imploding on cable television, it seems that Democratic leadership is beginning to actively implode through the publishing world. Let’s hope the victories in New Jersey and Virginia are a sign that the party doesn’t need its current leadership to find a way to victory in 2018.

Silver Linings: Karma in Virginia

The first transgender woman won a seat in Virginia’s state legislature, beating an opponent who styled himself as Virginia’s chief homophobe, who refused to debate her, called her “him,” and introduced the state’s bathroom bill. When asked about her victory, she said “I don’t attack my constituents. Bob is my constituent now.” Finally, a politician with some grace.

Another piece of good news: the Senate passed legislation requiring sexual harassment training for all Senators, staffers, and interns.

Drink of the Week: Mulled Wine

It’s the first truly freezing day of winter here in New York City, so we’re drinking mulled wine. You’ll need:

  • 1 bottle red wine (we use Cabernet)
  • 1/4 cup brandy
  • 1/2 cup sugar (we use turbinado)
  • 1 large orange, cut into wheels
  • Spices: 6 whole cloves, 6 allspice berries, 2-3 cinnamon sticks, One star anise pod, 2 cardamom pods

Put the spices into a cheesecloth or tea strainer, except the cinnamon sticks. Put everything into a pot and slowly warm until the mixture starts to steam, but don’t let it boil. Serve immediately.

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup & Liar’s Cocktail

One Drink: Harvard, Free Speech, and Private Institutions

This week, Harvard revoked the admissions of ten incoming members of the class of 2021 after admissions officials discovered the group had shared racist and sexually explicit Facebook messages, and the right wing media went crazy over perceived censorship at the liberal universities.

The core issue is free speech on campus, and whether or not universities are censoring dissenting views in a march toward imposed liberal orthodoxy. People have written volumes about this debate, but, at least in this instance, I don’t understand the volume of outrage here. Listen, Harvard is a private, albeit influential, institution, and they’re free to run their admissions however they like within the law. If their actions violate terms attached to federal funds, the funds can be revoked. But otherwise they’re free to make their own policies– it’s their reputation to lose. Government should not be intervening in how private educational institutions, left or right, admit students. If Harvard wants to damage its standing by being perceived as an institution that mandates conformity of thought, that’s their problem, and if you don’t like it, then don’t go to Harvard. Most people can’t get in anyway.

Two Drinks: The Comey Hearing

Oh, the Comey hearings. What, at various points during the week, was described as the Superbowl of American politics, a live-Tweeting extravaganza, a drinking game, the potential end of the Trump administration, and a non-event, turned out to be more of the latter. Trump comes out of the testimony looking like a mob boss, a bad leader, and incompetent, but that’s not new. The biggest loser from Thursday’s hearings was Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who Comey said had been a person of interest from the beginning.

Yet Democrats are painting this as a victory (hint: It’s not), and Republicans are saying Comey cleared Trump (hint: he didn’t), emphasizing the gap between how both sides are looking at two very different issues; whether Trump personally was complicit in some as-yet-undetermined misconduct versus finding out the extent of Russian interference in the election and who from Trump’s team knew what, when.

This story is not over yet, as investigations continue in the House and Senate. Although, between going after former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, the unmasking of Americans’ identities in intelligence reports under the Obama administration, and Hillary Clinton’s emails, what exactly these committees are investigating is unclear. The investigation also continues at the FBI under Robert Mueller, an investigation Comey emphasized would not be affected by his firing. So all this media circus has done is to further cement the partisan politics that have ground Washington to a halt. Where are the centrists? There’s enough absurdity here to want all of these people out, Republicans and Democrats.

Red Drink: It’s Infrastructure Week, Y’all!

While the Senate was bogged down preparing for the Comey hearing and the House was busy passing a bill to repeal Dodd Frank regulations (spoiler alert: like the health care bill, it just sent a draft to the Senate, which is working on a totally different Dodd Frank overhaul), the White House was busy promoting Infrastructure Week.

The core of Infrastructure Week was Trump’s proposal to privatize the nation’s air traffic control system, which is overdue and has support from both parties and every airline industry body, from airline operators to unions. This would bring the US in line with many other developed countries, including the UK, Canada, Australia, Germany, France, and Italy in creating a user-fee based non-profit corporation in charge of air traffic control, stabilizing funding and making the system more responsive to technological change and industry needs.

So why are we drinking about this? Because, like everything else in Trumpland, the timing was terrible. By choosing this week, the climax-to-date of the Russia investigations, Trump has managed to take Infrastructure spending, one of his few campaign promises that has wide bipartisan support, and turn it into a polarizing issue, just by virtue of his having touched it.

Oh, and that document Trump signed during a ceremony in the White House? It was a memo to congress. Basically an opening salvo. We’re a long way from any actual action on infrastructure spending. So, to put it in business terms, now every Republican priority, from infrastructure to health care to tax reform, has seen a letter of intent, but no subsequent contract. As any businessman knows, signing an LOI is the easy part, going from an LOI to a signed contract is the hard part.

Blue Drink: Get Her Off The Stage

We’re a little bit late here, but Hillary Clinton made an appearance at Recode last week, coming out swinging at Russia, Facebook’s fake news problem, and her email scandal, proving that Trump is not the only candidate from the 2016 presidential election who can’t move on.

Perhaps most importantly, having Hillary Clinton acting sour in defeat, instead of going high, like Michelle Obama would do, cements the image of Clinton as an entitled establishmentarian in the minds of moderate Republicans who, like me, voted Democratic in the last election, not because we supported the candidate, but because we didn’t want Trump to win. If the center of the country keeps seeing videos of Clinton pandering to her base and wallowing, it will push moderate votes Democrats need in 2018 further away. Get her off the stage and out of the spotlight, ASAP, and find someone new (i.e. without baggage) to be the party’s standard bearer.

Silver Linings: Melania Goes to DC

Next week, Melania will finally be moving to into the White House with Baron. Commenters seem to think she’ll be a stabilizing force in the White House. We can only hope. At a bare minimum, it’ll save some taxpayer dollars on travel and security.

Drink of the Week: Liar’s Cocktail

Get it? Because Comey accused Trump of lying. You’ll need:

  • 1½  oz gin
  • ½ oz dry vermouth
  • ¼ oz Cointreau
  • ¼ oz sweet vermouth

Stir in a mixing glass with ice, and strain into a cocktail glass

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup and Smog Cutter Cocktail

Fighting climate change with denial, ordering federal agencies not to talk to Democrats, and Joe Biden starting to take Democratic limelight again. Oh, and Covfefe. This week was like being stuck through the looking glass, where time runs backwards, and democracy means autocracy because the Walrus and the Carpenter said it’s opposite day.

One Drink: Covfefe

On Wednesday, the Internet, cable news, and humanity at large, was convulsed with one singular driving question: what is “covfefe?”

The brouhaha started after President Trump, close to midnight on Tuesday, tweeted “despite the constant negative press covfefe.” It would seem like this was obviously a typo, as the president was interrupted while typing “coverage,” fell asleep on his phone (hey, it happens), or something similar, and posted the tweet by mistake.

Under normal circumstances, the White House communications team could immediately jump in and say, “The president meant to say coverage, got interrupted, we’re sorry for the confusion and hope you enjoyed guessing what ‘covfefe’ meant” (ignoring the obvious questions of a. why is the president tweeting at midnight and b. why can nobody in the White House delete an obviously erroneous tweet for six hours).

Of course, nothing is normal anymore, and Sean Spicer didn’t clarify a thing when, in response to a question at the daily press briefing, he said, “the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.” Excuse me, what? How hard are you actively trying to incite conspiracy theories at this point?

Of course, several normally respectable news outlets immediately began questioning whether this incident betrayed Trump’s unfitness to serve, which is, of course, hogwash. At this point, I think if Trump sneezed on camera, MSNBC would be sending out push notifications saying the president had contracted bronchitis. Whatever this tweet was, it was mildly amusing, and betrays nothing about Trump’s mental health. But the six hour delay between the tweet going out and being deleted, and then Sean Spicer’s botched explanation, do emphasize that the White House has no ability to control the messages it sends out, and that inability starts at the top.

Two Drinks: Trump vs. the Paris Accords: Tilting at Windmills

Continuing to actively fight the inevitable, Donald Trump on Thursday gave a much anticipated speech “outlining” his half-baked plan to withdraw the United States from the 2015 Paris Accords to combat climate change. Saying he was representing the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris, surprised the city of Pittsburgh, which voted 80% for Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Trump’s confused speech hinted at an intent to renegotiate the accords or the inception of a new climate negotiation altogether. Keep in mind, this was a deal that took 194 countries a year to negotiate and was 20 years in the making. Trump has shown repeatedly he has zero patience and has said that he doesn’t do multilateral deals, so who is going to lead this renegotiation? Angela Merkel has said flat out that the deal will not be renegotiated. Didn’t your bro friends ever teach you that once you pull it out and take the condom off, you can’t put it back in? Also, let’s remember this deal has no teeth. The non-binding better deal Trump wants is exactly what the Paris climate agreement already is.

In response, 30 mayors, 3 governors, 80 universities, and over a hundred companies, led by Michael Bloomberg (god, why couldn’t he be our president?) are attempting to basically re enter the Paris Climate Accords on behalf of the United States by committing hit the targets Trump is abandoning on their own. I wonder if Republicans will appreciate this state’s rights push for climate action.

Red Drink: Party over Country

This week, I was going to write about how conservative groups are targeting Rachel Maddow in a tit for tat attempt to bully advertisers on perceived left-leaning shows after liberals (or just decent folk) put pressure on advertisers to remove their sponsorships of Bill O’Reilly’s show after serial sex abuse allegations surfaced and Sean Hannity’s show after he promoted a harmful conspiracy theory on air about the death of a Democratic staffer. Don’t get me wrong, Rachel Maddow is not a saint, and is prone to hyperbole (as we’ve written before), but the sins are not equivalent.

But then Friday morning a new story emerged that made me want to throw my computer monitor out of the window. Politico is reporting that the White House has ordered all federal agencies to ignore oversight requests submitted by Democrats in an attempt to shut down the release of information that could be harmful to the president.

Something I have noticed in conversations with several conservatives over the last year is a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of degrees of severity. Partisan bickering has long played a part in agencies responses to requests from the other party– just think about the IRS’s targeting of Tea Party groups and how unresolved that issue was. But Republicans and the Trump Administration in 2017 continue to take partisanship to new levels blatant obstructionism that put Party over the national interest. This is going to come back to bite Republicans in the ass when they eventually lose control of the House, the Senate, and/or the Presidency, and they will only have themselves to blame.

Blue Drink: Joe Biden for… Something 2020

On Thursday, Joe Biden launched a political action committee called “American Possibilities.” While the direction and platform of this PAC is still unclear, it was widely received as an opening bid for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and Biden was ready, responding to questions about whether or not he was planning to run by saying “Could I? Yes. Would I? Probably not.”

Part of Biden’s statement when he announced the PAC referenced Hillary Clinton, saying “I never thought she was a great candidate. I thought I was a great candidate.” Then you know what you should have done, sir? Run for office. But you publically stated you were not going to. Coupled with Clinton’s lashing out this week, Democratic grandees are looking almost as sour and vindictive as Donald Trump. Snap out of it.

It’s like the Democratic party is so rage blind with their #Resistance that they’ve lost all connection to reality. If the 2016 election had one lesson for Democrats, it should have been that a political insider was not the right choice. Could Biden do a great job rebuilding the party? Of course. Should they be putting him forward now as a 2020 presidential candidate? Of course not.

Silver Linings: Subpoenas

Jim Comey, now a private citizen, is set to testify to the House committee investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election next week on June 8th, and rumor has it he is going to say Trump attempted to interfere with the FBI’s investigations. So that’s going to get interesting. That’s also the same day as the British election, so have a couple of smog cutters to calm your nerves before you tune into the news Thursday evening/Friday morning (depending on where you live).

Drink of the Week: Smog Cutter

Get it? Because we’re going back to coal power lol. You’ll need:

  • 1 cucumber slice
  • 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz Tonic
  • 0.5 oz sweetened ginger juice
  • 0.75 oz mezcal
  • Beer, preferably Negra Modelo

Combine all ingredients except for beer in a shaker, and shake the shaker like you would like to shake Paul Ryan to his senses. Strain into an ice filled Collins glass while topping with beer at the same time. (from Punch)

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup and a Deep Throat Cocktail

Lies. Lies everywhere. Ivanka Trump is “not promoting” her new book. Comey got fired, and it had nothing to do with the Russia investigation. Rachel Maddow is leading the new Red Scare. Oh, and Republicans continue to put party politics uber alles. Next week’s going to be interesting. 

One Drink: Ivanka’s Book

Yes, she wrote a book. And yes, the book is even worse than your wildest dreams.

Women Who Work, which Ivanka says she wrote before the election and would not use her position to promote (guess what, she did anyway), has been described by the New York Times as a “strawberry milkshake of inspirational quotes,” and by NPR as “like eating scented cotton balls.” This book is what would happen if you added concentrate of basic bitch to a slurry of liquified gold in a Baccarat champagne flute and topped it off with fake champagne. But you know what really takes the strawberry shortcake? Using a Toni Morrison quote from Beloved to encourage you to be the master, not the slave, of your email.

Two Drink: Learning The Wrong Lessons from Nixon

Lies, lies, Liza Minelli. Lies. Lies everywhere. The lies are coming so fast and so thick now I think our bernaise sauce is about to burn.

On Tuesday, Trump surprised the nation by firing Director of the FBI James Comey, supposedly for his mishandling of the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails, an investigation for which Trump had repeatedly praised the former Director.

Trump fired Comey with no grace and no courtesy. Trump’s personal bodyguard delivered a letter of termination to FBI headquarters while Comey was in California on business. A little mob-like, no?

I’m not surprised by anything anymore, but it was amusing to see how massively the White House underestimated how huge the public blowback would be from this Non-Nixonian misadventure. Spicer was hiding in the bushes of the White House lawn to get away from the press. Kellyanne Conway came out of hibernation (and is now apparently the victim of a sexist incident, not a totally warranted eyeroll). Sarah Huckabee Sanders (of Mike Huckabee’s esteemed, totally not homophobic and bigoted family line) emerged as a principal spokesman from seemingly nowhere to complete the three stooges dynamic of Trump administration communications spin team. The attempts to control the narrative spiraled out of control hours later as Trump gave an interview to Time magazine blatantly stating he fired Comey because of the Russia investigation. 

As of this writing, a lot is still up in the air as to where the Russia investigations go next, but rumor has it the FBI is pissed off, and you don’t want to piss off the FBI. A mobster wannabe should know that. Look at how they got Al Capone. In Trump’s words to Comey, good luck in your future endeavors, Mr. Trump. It looks like you’ll need it.

Red Drink: Partisan Politics- Not Even On The Same Planet

I watched an hour of the Sally Yates hearing in the Senate Intelligence Committee on Monday, and all I could think was “God, I need a Xanax.”

The purpose of the hearing was to learn from Sally Yates and James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence, what they knew about Michael Flynn’s contacts with foreign governments, and what the Trump administration was told about him before they hired him. What did every Republican on the committee, save Lindsey Graham, use their time to ask Sally Yates about? Not Russia. Each used his time (they were all men) to try to trap Ms Yates, an accomplished lawyer who is clearly not easy to fool (ask Ted Cruz), into implicating herself in leaks, improper unmasking of Americans by Obama Administration officials, or dereliction of duty in her failure to defend Trump’s Muslim ban. 

The whole thing was a farce, and every Republican, save Lindsey Graham, should feel ashamed for prioritizing partisanship over the national interest time and time again. And I say this not as a liberal, but as a card carrying Republican disgusted by what the party has become.

Blue Drink: Rachel Maddow and The New Red Scare

Not exactly known for her cool head, Rachel Maddow on Monday shouted fire in the proverbial crowded theater regarding the newly promoted acting director of the FBI Andrew McCabe. Her assertion? He was already compromised by the Trump administration and would immediately scuttle any ongoing investigations. The reality? McCabe testified in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday and did a bang up job defending the FBI’s integrity and Comey’s reputation as a man who, despite major recent missteps, was widely popular within the FBI.

Don’t get me wrong, Comey’s firing is a major political story that we’re going to be hearing a lot more about in the next few weeks, but this kind of overreaction, only to then backtrack sans acknowledgement of overreaction or apology, has characterized a lot of the left’s responses to Trump’s actions, whether warranted or not. The Democrats need to get better at picking their battles and acting on strategy, not on impulse or on contrarian principle, if they want to woo the centrist voters they’re going to need to take back the House in the midterms. 

Silver lining: Some Action on Climate Change

The Senate on Wednesday voted down a resolution to repeal an Obama era regulation restricting methane emissions on drilling projects on public lands. An estimated $330 million in natural gas was lost yearly through burning off methane, and this regulation required oil companies to capture rather than burn it. Besides the public health and taxpayer benefits, an optimistic person can also hope the way this resolution was voted down is a sign of better things to come.

While GOP senators Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins had already publicly opposed it, John McCain surprised pretty much everyone by casting the resolution killing vote. While he said that he didn’t like that the resolution also banned any future ‘similar’ regulations to be enacted, rumors are swirling that the real reason is his displeasure over Comey’s firing earlier in the day. Fingers crossed he finally puts his votes where his mouth is!

Drink of the Week: the Deep Throat

Get it? Because Nixon. You’ll need:

  • 1.5 oz vodka
  • 0.5 oz Creme de Cacao
  • 0.5 oz cream
  • 1 Hershey’s Kiss

Place the Kiss at the bottom of a chilled cocktail glass. Shake all liquid ingredients on ice in a cocktail shaker while chanting “please let there be more leaks from the FBI, please let there be more leaks from the FBI” to focus your karmic energy into helping the Washington Post figure out what the hell is going on. Strain into the glass. From Cocktail Calendar.

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup & The Northern Spy Cocktail

What a week! The UK is making bad decisions, so for once we look less bad, but not by much! This week Trump rolled back LGBT protections after promising not to, took major steps to undo Obama’s climate change policies, the Republicans voted to sell your soul I mean data to pretty much anyone, and rant about whether Democrats offer a real answer to our current political strife.

One Drink: Undoing Climate Change (the evidence, not the problem)

On Tuesday, Trump, surrounded by miners he continues to con into believing their coal jobs will return (remember, market forces killed coal, not climate regulations) reversed Obama’s Clean Power Plan, ceded global leadership of clean power to the Chinese, and told American allies that the US will not meet Paris Climate Accord targets.

The House Science committee also held a hearing on climate science and the scientific method on Thursday that was an absurd farce. I highly recommend watching it if you have low blood pressure, screw salt or Orvaten.  The panel comprised of one respected climate scientist and three quacks, the hearing was presided over by a representative with a clear anti-science agenda, and the whole thing served as a carefully constructed echo chamber for extremists to hear their own views repeated back to them. At no point were solutions to real problems discussed.

What does all of this mean for you? If you live on the coast, buy a bathing suit. Or maybe scuba gear. It may also be a great time to look into boat living. I recently fell down the rabbit hole on YouTube watching videos about people who live full-time on all types of boats, and it looks awesome. Plus, when New York floods, your home won’t!

Two Drink: Rolling back LGBT protections

Candidate Trump made a lot of noise during the campaign to try to reassure the LGBT community that he was an ally. It didn’t work then, and it doesn’t work now.

On Monday, Trump signed a very targeted order that removed requirements for federal contractors to provide documentation of their compliance with various laws, an important one of which was the Obama era Fair Pay and Safe Workplaces order requiring non-discrimination against LGBT employees and equal treatment of LGBT spouses in benefits packages.

Trump also proposed cutting $350 million from HIV/AIDS research and prevention efforts, which is in line with Mike Pence’s established history of supporting conversion therapy over HIV prevention, but contradicts Trump’s earlier budget proposal, which had not proposed cuts to the same programs, which were developed under the Bush administration.

It should come as no surprise to LGBT people that the fight for equality is not over, even as North Carolina partially removes the “controversial” bathroom bill, although that may come as news to the many fair-weather allies who assumed that, just because we won marriage equality, the subject was now settled. I plan to go support my local drag queens this weekend. What do you plan to do?

Red Drink: Selling Your Privacy

This week, Congress voted to repeal several internet privacy regulations, due to go into effect put in place under the Obama administration, that would have required ISPs to ask your permission before they sold your data, from geolocation information to browser history, to third parties (advertisers).

This doesn’t make sense for two reasons. First, ISPs are not Google and Facebook, they provide a product in return for monetary payment from the end user. Facebook provides a product in barter for your data, and then sells your data to advertisers. If ISPs were lacking a revenue stream and facing unfair competition from Facebook or Google due to government regulation, this might make sense. It might also make sense if ISPs were proposing to reorganize their business to provide Internet access to end users for free, in exchange for their data to sell to advertisers. But neither of these is the case, so ISPs just want to have your cake and eat it, too.

The second reason is that the explanation given by the ISP providers lobbying for the measure said the privacy regulations were anti-competitive, despite the fact that ISPs, like phone and energy companies, operate as regional monopolies, so don’t face competition anyway since most consumers don’t have a choice between ISPs. They have a choice between having internet access and not having internet access.

If you want to know whether your representative voted to sell you out, here’s a list of who voted for the measure, and how much they were paid in lobbying money to vote that way. Call them. I’m sure they’d love to hear from you.

Blue Drink: Is the Democratic Party Up to the Challenge?

This is less a specific gripe than a general lamentation, but how have we gotten to this point? Most of the ridiculous nonsense that has happened this week has to do with the fact that Obama acted unilaterally through executive order, so now a new president can single handedly undo most of his legacy. The ceding of power from Congress to the Executive is dangerous for our republic, especially if we’re going down a path where, every eight years, the new president seeks to undo everything accomplished over the previous eight.

Hyper-partisanship has been driven by a motivated far-right Republican base gaining victory after victory at the state and district level that incentivizes them to pander rather than to legislate. Where are the Democrats? Even after all of the “resistance” since Trump’s inauguration, voter turnout in Los Angeles for the mayoral election was at eleven percent. ELEVEN PERCENT.

We, as moderates, should be questioning whether the Democratic party is worth investing our efforts in to combat anti-scientific and anti-fact policies by an increasingly extremist Republican party, or whether there’s an alternative here, since Democratic leadership at every level of government has abjectly failed the American people.

Some Good News: Manatees are Recovering

Some good news this week, manatees were removed from the endangered species list, downgraded from endangered to threatened, as populations in Florida have blossomed over the last decade. Let’s hope they keep recovering as cutting science and environmental funding continue to be in vogue in Washington.

Drink of the Week: Northern Spy

Get it? Because Russians. And Yankees. But mostly Russians. You’ll need:

  • 1 oz Applejack
  • 0.5 oz fresh apple cider
  • 0.25 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.25 oz apricot liqueur
  • Bubbly of any variety

Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice, shake out all of your hopes we’ll stop climate change, and strain into a coupe glass. Top with bubbly.

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

Weekly News Roundup & The Wolf Cocktail

This week we delve into some pretty uninteresting tax returns, blaming England (which I support in general, but not in this instance), the CBO score, and a rumor of an impending government shutdown by… wait for it… Democrats. And we’re crying into our wolf cocktail as Trump ruins relationships with our allies, because that’s exactly what the Trump administration is doing. Crying wolf.

One Drink: Finally, Some Tax Returns: Confirmed, then Denied, Still Legal, and Generally Uninteresting

On Tuesday, Rachel Maddow revealed two pages of Donald Trump’s 2005 tax returns. Her reveal was overly dramatic and not well received. The two pages were uninteresting, showing Trump made a lot of money, and paid a lot of taxes. We knew he was rich. Rich people do pay taxes. 

The White House preempted her story by releasing a statement confirming the numbers in the returns, and then saying it was illegal for Maddow to publish the returns. It’s not. But then Trump called the returns fake news. So it’s his real 1040, but a fake story. Whatever.

There are also many rumors that Trump himself was behind the leak. An attempt to distract from the serious scandals plaguing his presidency? Maybe. An attempt to drip out a return from a year he did pay taxes so he won’t have to reveal years he didn’t? Possibly. Do I really care, when faced with the prospect of widespread involvement with various elements of the Russian state during the campaign and transition? Nope.

Two Drinks: Blaming Britain, Missing Deadlines, Still No Evidence of Wiretapping

The week began on Monday with the White House and Justice Department missing a deadline to produce evidence of Trump’s claim that his wires were tapped during the election to the House Intelligence Committee. Sean Spicer said he is confident that “evidence will emerge,”  although whence such evidence will emerge if not from the White House has not been made clear. Maybe Wikileaks? Trump loves Wikileaks.

Oh, and then it got worse. Sean Spicer, who for once in his life had a plausible excuse for his wardrobe when his horrible tie choices coincided with St. Patrick’s day, then claimed that Obama had instructed GCHQ, the British NSA, to tap his phones. A justifiably enraged GCHQ issued a rare public statement flatly denying the claim, and the White House was forced to make a formal diplomatic apology over the issue, promising not to repeat the claim. Then Trump repeated the claim.

Trump’s defense here? It was all Fox News’s fault. Because obviously the man doesn’t have agency and can’t be held responsible for what comes out of his mouth, and since he was channeling Fox News during a seance using his body as a vessel, he can fully pass the blame. Am I getting that logic right?

The explanations coming from senior advisors at the White House are that there are variable meanings of the words “wires,” “tapped,” “my,” “phones,” and “Obama.”

As the head of the executive branch, Trump can release any information about a wiretap by instructing the Department of Justice to do so. There is no need for a Congressional inquiry. He’s burning his bridges (along with his credibility), and when Trump actually does need congress to investigate something in the future, they’re going to point to this and say “why should we believe you?” just like Trump was asking “why should we believe the intelligence community after there were no WMDs in Iraq?” God, isn’t Karma a bitch?

Red Drink: The CBO Has Spoken

The Congressional Budget Office, an independent congressional agency, came out with forecasts for Ryancare, and the response offers a masterclass in the art of spin.

The key takeaway from the report is that 24 million Americans will lose health coverage if the bill is enacted as is. Republicans are claiming it’s not that 24 million people will lose their access to health care per se, it’s that 24 million people will chose not to buy healthcare because they won’t be forced to (you could already chose to not have health care, you just had to pay a tax, which given that hospitals have to treat you in an emergency regardless of coverage or ability to pay, seems pretty reasonable to me, but I digress). I also chose not to buy a Lamborghini.

The other key takeaway is that the bill will reduce the deficit by some $337 billion dollars. If we’re talking about cutting the deficit, as a millennial, I would love to see entitlements that I’m paying for an probably won’t receive on the chopping block first. Entitlements are also a much bigger affront to the traditional Republican view of Government. But keep in mind that Trump and the Republicans have basically been throwing spaghetti at the wall when it comes to ways to cut the deficit, from eliminating block grants to Meals on Wheels, funding for PBS and NPR, after school programs, health care, and anything else that doesn’t affect the 65+ demographic or Lockheed Martin, in hopes of finding what will stick as the least offensive option to their voting base. This bill isn’t predicated on ideology, it’s feeling in the dark for a light switch.

Various Republican senators have stated outright that the bill in its current form is dead on arrival in the senate, Trump has said it’s the opening salvo in a negotiation. Republicans of various ideological alignments have a lot of complaints. So watch this space, and don’t get too worked up yet, since a lot is going to change before this bill goes anywhere.

Blue Drink: Now Look Who’s Shutting down the Government

The New York Times ran a story on Monday suggesting that Democrats were hinting at a government shutdown over funding the border wall that Mexico will not be paying for. Democrats have the opportunity here to show that they are more responsible than Republicans, who, and I can say this as a long-time Republican, have abdicated their platform of fiscal responsibility multiple times over the Obama years.

Shutting down the government would be a short-term win in showing the far left base that Democrats are fighting Trump’s xenophobic rhetoric. But the Democratic party is getting too involved in this silly “#resistance” nonsense. The way to regain control of Washington is at the ballot box in 2018 and 2020, and involves voter outreach to win back a large share of moderate and rural white voters from Republicans. Pandering to the obstructionist base is not going to do that.

Drink of the Week: Wolf Cocktail

Get it? Because the administration keeps crying wolf. You’ll need:

  • 6 slices fresh jalapenos
  • 1 oz simple syrup
  • 3 oz tequila
  • 1 oz fresh orange juice
  • 1 oz lime juice

Muddle 3 jalapeno slices and simple syrup until jalapenos are broken down. Add tequila, orange juice, lime juice, and ice, and stir. Garnish with remaining jalapeno slices. (Source: Billy Parisi)

Do Something About It

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

 

Weekly News Roundup & Death in the Afternoon

One Drink: Scott Pruitt denies basic climate change aspects

On Thursday the head of the EPA Scott Pruitt said in an interview with CNBC that he “would not agree that [carbon dioxide] is a primary contributor to the global warming that we see,” despite an overwhelming body of scientific literature suggesting the opposite. His words are an unwelcome reminder for those of us that hoped he would evolve his notoriously climate change denying views once in charge of the agency responsible for regulations designed to protect the environment. (I mean, come on, that’s the fricking title of his agency!)

Two Drink: Trump Invents Birtherism 2.0, “He Tapps My Phone!”

On Saturday morning, apparently seething that the Jeff Sessions’ Russia revelations overshadowed his glory at being able to speak in big boy sentences for an entire hour, President Trump tweeted that Obama had his phones at Trump Tower tapped prior to the election. Unfortunately, we have to put aside the more ridiculous aspects of this (like him not knowing how to spell tap, and immediately after this tweetstorm turning his ire to Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving the Apprentice, two items of similar importance) because OMG WTF. First of all, the president can’t order a wiretapping against a private citizen, as this requires a federal court to agree there is just cause. So if Trump is lying, he just invented a scandal bigger than Watergate, and if he’s telling the truth then an independent federal judge agreed there was credible evidence of Trump committing a federal crime or being a foreign agent.  Second, he offered no proof to back up his claim, and WH Press Secretary Melissa McCa-err  Sean Spicer responded to questions regarding the alleged wiretapping by asking Congress to investigate and see if they could find any evidence.

I could go on about how it now seems like Trump got the idea from a Breitbart article by conspiracy theorist Mark Levin, and how Devin Nunes, the chair of the House Intelligence Committee claimed that the news media was taking him literally (UM yeah, seriously, how can you take that accusation any other way than literally??) but good grief, I need a stiff drink.

Red Drink: GOP Finally Reveals Their Ryancare/Trumpcare Plan, And Nobody Likes It

After 7 years of promises that the GOP’s answer to Obamacare was right around the corner it’s finally here and….wow. No wonder they were keeping this a secret for as long as possible. The general consensus among everybody is that the long awaited American Healthcare Act is a total bust. Seeing as we’re not policy wonks unless we’ve had a couple of drinks, here is a quick summary of key similarities and differences between AHA and the ACA. A couple of key drinkable proposals in it are allowing insurance companies to charge older customers up to five times more, stripping the requirement to offer basic mental health and addiction recovery services, and providing upwards of $1 million in tax breaks to insurance company CEOs. In addition, something smells stinky about the GOP pushing this bill for committee review without official estimates from the Congressional Budget Office. You’d think that would be a bit more important for the people that talk so much about fiscal responsibility.

Oh, and when we say nobody likes it, we mean nobody. The conservative House Freedom Caucus want a complete repeal of the ACA, terming this “Obamacare-lite”, and in particular are objecting to the proposed tax credits and saying it creates a new entitlement system. On the other hand, liberals are not pleased at all about the millions of people expected to be kicked off health insurance and the proposed gutting of federal funds to Planned Parenthood. The elderly face higher insurance costs because of the aforementioned provision as well as changes in tax credits giving more assistance to younger people in low premium areas. We’ve got to hand it to Paul Ryan, it’s not every day that you see the AARP, AMA, Heritage Foundation, Americans for Prosperity and the Center for American Progress aligned on an issue.

So how are the GOP justifying it? Well, Jason Chaffetz said that people should just buy insurance instead of a new iPhone (sidenote: who knew people were buying several iPhones every year?). Sean Spicer pointed to the small size of the bill (clocking in at just 67 pages) compared to the ACA (2,700 in the most pared down sense) as proof that the replacement is better. Because one of the most complex predicaments facing the government and affecting the daily life of all American citizens should definitely be legislated in as few words as possible. Meanwhile, the director of the Office of Management and Budget Mick Mulvaney said on MSNBC’s Morning Joe that “insurance is not really the end goal here…one of the Republicans’ complaints about the Affordable Care Act from the very beginning, it was a great way to get insurance and a lousy way to actually be able to go to the doctor.” I’m sorry, so how will going to the doctor be cheaper if you don’t have insurance? Also, you’re not supposed to say the real plan so plainly, c’mon man! And lastly, Donald Trump, who famously stated that the ACA replacement would mean “health insurance for everybody” has rallied behind AHA and is reportedly leaning heavily on wavering congressmen to support the bill. You’d think he would realize that a large portion of his core base is set to be adversely affected by AHA, and a more cautious stance might be in order. But then you’d remember that 67 pages is way more than he’d stir himself to read.

Blue Drink: Dems Try, and Fail, to Play the Alternative Facts Game

Ok so if the Democrats are trying to position themselves as the tellers of truth and justice, opposed to the alternative facts miasma currently engulfing the White House, it might help if they actually…I don’t know…told the truth?? Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer tweeted this week that millions of women seek mammograms from Planned Parenthood every year. There’s a nice in depth discussion of why this is false here, but in short Planned Parenthood only refers people for mammograms elsewhere, and this is a very small portion of the total patient traffic. If you’re going to make a case that community health clinics can’t take on the caseload of Planned Parenthood, maybe try picking a statistic that actually holds up. Otherwise you’re participating in the alternative facts propaganda, and I gotta say, not very effectively.

Drink of the week: Death in the Afternoon

You’ll need:

  • 1 ½ oz Absinthe
  • Champagne

Pour absinthe into a champagne flute, fill the flute with champagne. Drink while contemplating the loss of your healthcare.

Do Something About It: 

As always, we at Red Drink, Blue Drink encourage you, our devoted readers, to not only have a good drink, but to put that subsequent energy spike and loosened inhibition to good use! Our Take Action! page links to organizations we believe can help those affected in our stories above (especially victims of non-existent terrorist attacks), and we encourage you to be active in your own way to support causes that are important to you.

 

 

Weekly News Roundup & Corn ‘N Oil

This week Trump continues to blow through taxpayer money so he can not be at the White House, Trump and the GOP launched, stopped, and re-launched one of the silliest surveys I’ve ever seen, Republican congressmen avoid their constituents because they’re ashamed of their own actions (but not ashamed enough to do something different), and the left has a panicked convulsion over immigration guidance without pausing to think about it first. At least the tone of this week was calmer since Kellyanne went away.

1D: Trump’s Costs to the Taxpayer

Trumps vacations to Mar-a-Lago in his first month as president have cost the taxpayer an estimated $10 million, putting Trump on pace to out-spend Obama’s 8 year total of $97 million in just one year. This is coming from a man who repeatedly criticized Obama for going on vacation, and who stated “I won’t have time to play golf as president,” and now repeatedly plays golf. And this cost doesn’t even factor in the cost of security to Trump Tower in Manhattan, which is estimated to be costing the taxpayer $1 million per day. If only I could cost this much money to my employer and not be immediately fired or sued into oblivion.

2D: The Media Accountability Survey

This week, the Trump campaign published a “Media Accountability Survey,” which received widespread promotion. The campaign then took it down, apparently after getting answers they didn’t like after the survey became widespread, and re-emailed it to only Trump supporters. Results to follow, along with Trump’s tax returns (get it? They’re never coming…).

If you haven’t taken the survey, I highly encourage you to go participate in this glowing gem of unbiased survey construction. Questions include:

  • “Do you believe the mainstream media has reported unfairly on our movement?”
    • Correct answer: no. 
  • “On which issues does the mainstream media do the worst job of representing Republicans? (Select as many that apply),
    • Correct answer: assuming they speak English. This sentence is a true gem of pompous grammatical inexactitude.
  • “Were you aware that a poll was released revealing that a majority of Americans actually supported President Trump’s temporary restriction executive order?”
    • Correct answer: please define the words “aware,” “poll,” “released,” “revealing,” “majority,” and “actually.”

RD: Republicans Dodging Their Constituents

Congress was on recess this week (seriously, when do they work? honestly asking, if you know, please email me), and normally that means congressmen and congresswomen holding town hall meetings to hear the views of their constituencies.

LOL! Not this year! Record numbers of Republican legislators have cancelled their town hall meetings after videos surfaced last week of a few congressmen who had gone home early (again with the not working) being berated by angry voters who want them to investigate Trump’s ties to Russia and his conflicts of interest as vigorously as they investigated Hillary Clinton’s emails and Benghazi, and explain what their replacement to Obamacare will be, among other issues.

I think it’s important to point out here how spineless this is. My mother always told me that if you’re ashamed to answer for your actions, it means you shouldn’t be taking those actions in the first place. Republicans need to get back to the values they used to espouse about, well, values, and remember that if you’re ashamed to answer to your constituents, you’re not doing your job as a representative correctly

One last “ugh” – Republican congressman Louis Gohmert of Texas, when asked why he wasn’t holding a town hall meeting, cited Gabby Giffords’ shooting at a campaign event as reason to cop out. Giffords, who was shot at an Arizona campaign rally, survived, and is now a vocal gun control advocate, told him to “have some courage.” What a burn. And this Texas legislator is one of the pro gun people. You can’t make this kind of hypocrisy up.

BD: The Left, The Media, and New Immigration Guidance

This week, we received guidance from the Trump administration about what their priorities would be when choosing which illegal immigrants to deport first. Not actually joking here- CBP and ICE are dramatically under-staffed, and it routinely falls to presidential guidance to determine what priorities to impose. The Obama administration actually varied widely throughout its eight years, at first earning Obama the nickname “Deporter in Chief” and, later, causing uproar on the right at how many people he was supposedly letting in the country.

So, I was particularly struck this week when I was listening to The New York Times’ daily podcast on Tuesday (I know, I’m a coastal elite, go complain to my attorney) at how much they were conflating this with the end of the world. It literally sounded like every American, not just every immigrant, was now subject to deportation “without cause,” and the Times was one of many news outlets to overreact this week.

Let’s be very clear here: if a foreign national is in the United States without a green card or a valid work or tourist visa, they are, and always have been, subject to immediate removal. This is not “without cause,” being an undocumented foreign national is inherently cause for removal. If such a person is fleeing persecution or war at home, they can apply for asylum. If they’re a “dreamer,” a child brought illegally to the United States, they’re granted a temporary exception. But the Trump administration’s enforcement of this policy is not radical, and it’s not new, it’s the law. If you don’t like it, change the law. But the only thing radical about this guidance is that Trump thinks he can deport non-Mexican nationals to Mexico and have them wait there. That’s just stupid.

Now there are two concerns here- we do know that CBP officers have little regard for the constitution, in that they don’t think it applies to them, and that fear of deportation could keep illegal immigrants from calling emergency services when it would serve a public good. Luckily, there are two easy solutions! CBP’s actions were being reviewed in the Supreme Court earlier this week in a cross-border shooting case, and their actions defying court orders during the Muslim Ban fiasco brought them under close scrutiny, indicating their constitution-free days are numbered. And as for emergency services, I, most Republicans, and all Democrats support something called Good Samaritan laws, which allow emergency services and police to look the other way when someone calls to report an emergency, a crime, or to save a life, be they undocumented, drug addicted, what have you, in order to encourage people to call when they need to.

So, really, this should be a sensible, straight-forward debate, not an end-of-the-world hoopla. Clam down, Democrats, and learn how to choose your battles more sensibly.

Pop the Champagne: Kellyanne Conway is off the air!

The senior advisor to Donald Trump and before photo for a conditioner commercial has been under fire (as we’ve discussed before) for her misleading and often downright false statements on national TV. After several shows said they would no longer have her on air due to her credibility issues, the White House has reportedly barred her from TV appearances. Alternative facts state that she hasn’t been barred, she’s just focusing on other things. Okay. But we’re all still living in a state of constant anxiety wondering if she’ll suddenly pop up again. 

Drink of the week: Corn ‘N Oil

Get it? Because Rex Tillerson is in Mexico today. You’ll need:

  • 1 oz. dark rum
  • 1½ oz. falernum (a delicious spiced syrup, recipe here)
  • ¾ oz. fresh lime juice
  • 1 oz. black strap rum
  • 1 dash Angostura bitters

Combine the dark rum, falernum, and lime in a shaker with ice. Shake out all of this week’s aggression, then strain into a Collins glass. Add crushed ice, then float black strap and bitters over the top. Stir gently before drinking. (Source: Imbibe)